Things I never learn in Left 4 Dead 2

• Running ahead is funny BUT I should not expect my team mates to give a damn when I get taken out by a single special infected miles from safety.
• Shouting "HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER" when it has already pinned me is not worthwhile use of the headset.

Nonononononononono!

• Pistol whipping a Tank never works.
• Grenade launchers are not corridor-friendly.
• Using a grenade launcher from the back of a group in a corridor, is definitely not friendly.
• The hilarity of sniping a single zombie with a grenade launcher isn't funny enough to outweigh how much of a complete waste of ammo it is.
• Although this is debatable.
• People don't like it when you shoot a boomer that's within Eskimo-kissing range of them.
• Don't Eskimo kiss a boomer.
• AI team mates WILL try to heal you regardless of you shouting at them.

I've had this game a good two years and I still do this stupid kind of stuff. On the plus side, I did leap across a stairwell in Dead Centre, across fire and spitter goo, kill a hunter, rescue someone who was incapacitated, and all without taking damage.

Didn't make up for all the other stuff but still...

I say! Dredging through the Americas shooting people? It just isn't cricket is it?!