- Do I want to watch an Asari orgasm?
- Sorry! Didn't mean to shoot you! You all look alike!
- Geth priiiiime! Geth priiiiiime! Geth priiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
- SPACE MAGIC!
- He's got whips. I don't like that. Whips aren't my thing.
- I just saw your alien backside. Looking goooood.
- Man we should've kept this game private. Now there are people getting kills that aren't me.
- I'm using a sniper rifle like a shotgun. Sniper rifles aren't meant to be used like this. It's blowing holes into people!
- He's lost his head! I shot his head and now where he had a head he has-a-not-a-head!
- SPACE LESBIANS!
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I wasn't going to add any more but these were gems:
ReplyDelete- AAAH! I don't have the technology! I cannot rebuild him!
- This is ridiculous! Every time I lay my scope on an enemy, they die!
- Hands up anyone who isn't getting any kills! Meeeeee!
- Right in the flashlight!