- Minecraft + Skype = Black box recordings of the worst tragedies.
- Wolves will cross entire oceans for people who feed them bones, and not hold it against them that their new master only had room for one in their boat.
- Spiders are never in short supply. Neither are spider-related reasons for swearing.
- Creepers may very well hate you, but the entirety of the Nether hates you even more.
- If someone's bartering demands seem steep, it's because "you weren't there man!"
- Coal always appears when you don't need it.
- If you're going to play with exploding bottles of poison, expect to get poisoned.
- Further more, if you're going to invest a lot of time and effort into exploding bottles of poison, expect to muck up regardless!
- Remember to eat... both in-game and out.
- The End is always very very very far away!
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