Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Things learnt on a Minecraft server


  • Minecraft + Skype = Black box recordings of the worst tragedies.
  • Wolves will cross entire oceans for people who feed them bones, and not hold it against them that their new master only had room for one in their boat.
  • Spiders are never in short supply. Neither are spider-related reasons for swearing.
  • Creepers may very well hate you, but the entirety of the Nether hates you even more.
  • If someone's bartering demands seem steep, it's because "you weren't there man!"
  • Coal always appears when you don't need it.
  • If you're going to play with exploding bottles of poison, expect to get poisoned.
    • Further more, if you're going to invest a lot of time and effort into exploding bottles of poison, expect to muck up regardless!
  • Remember to eat... both in-game and out.
  • The End is always very very very far away!
Check out the rest of this blog for more game-related foolery, or if you thought this post was funny, check out my other blog: 'TOAST'

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